Okay. You knew the password. You are welcome here... for now.
I hear you know about Samantha Spinner and the Super-Secret Plans. Personally, I would never touch that book. I suspect it smells very bad.
Besides, reading too many books is bad for you. Mr. Wagner, my third grade teacher told me that.
However, I've been hearing rumors that there is a secret diagram tucked away at the back of the book. Can you take a look at it for me?
I need you to help me solve a puzzle. Unfold the hidden map, then...
"Books are for schnooks."
Mr. Wagner, third grade teacher